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You're cutting a sandwich for yourself. What shape will it be? 

46%
1,078 deviants said I'ma leave it whole.
24%
573 deviants said Cut it into 2 triangles.
15%
347 deviants said Cut it into 2 rectangles.
9%
208 deviants said None of those, I've my own way.
4%
101 deviants said Cut it into 4 triangles.
2%
51 deviants said Cut it into 4 squares .

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:iconheretic-sage:
Heretic-Sage Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist
I almost never cut my sandwiches.
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:iconbonebreaker99:
bonebreaker99 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Cut it with a cookie cutter into awkward looking sandwich, like a gingerbread man
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:iconmickey-the-luxray:
Mickey-the-Luxray Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I once had a freakin' massive burger at Denny's.

I considered cutting it, but then I was like :iconmingplz: and I ate the thing whole.

I don't always cut my sammiches, but when I do, they are always pony shaped.

Except I never cut sandwiches. :iconbawwplz:
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:iconjazzy-rose-hxc:
jazzy-rose-hxc Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The shape of Texas!
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:iconokaminagihime:
OkamiNagihime Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Dinosaur shaped.
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:iconaskponyromano:
AskPonyRomano Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
^ This ))
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:iconokaminagihime:
OkamiNagihime Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
That's the only way to go.

Once you go dinosaur shapes, you don't ever go back.
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:iconaskponyromano:
AskPonyRomano Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
So true. xD ))
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:iconokaminagihime:
OkamiNagihime Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
It is indeed. *serious nod*
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:iconraenboow:
RaenBoow Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
A sandwich that you need to cut to be able to eat - such a sandwich SHOULD be eaten whole to gain 20% manliness in the process. :thumbsup:

And this thing with cutting sandwiches in half in triangles and shit wtf even IS that? xD
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:iconmuddydump:
MuddyDump Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i chop it up in 144 tiny pieces
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:iconskelevee:
SkeleVee Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I have sammich cutters that make the halves into the shape of two longnecks. And then I pretend to be a sharptooth! >:3
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:iconmarissasunshine:
MarissaSunshine Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
I like two triangles. Unless it's a burger.
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:iconneighhowlrawr:
neighhowlrawr Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
instead of cutting it in half, i make it zig zigged so it looks like a dinosaw bit it
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:iconartificialphantom:
ARTificialphanTOM Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I mush it all up so it looks different everytime. Abstract sandwich.
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:iconorhblin:
Orhblin Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I aeat RUGBRØD :V
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:iconlorem-spitfire:
Lorem-Spitfire Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It must be pony shaped.
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:iconarticcreeper:
articcreeper Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
i'm to good at science, and so bad a cooking that when i try to cut the bread i manage to make a four dimensional bread hyper-cubes...
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:iconrainbowthis:
RainbowThis Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
2 semi-circles. I use real bread, not square injection molding.
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:iconacalanatha:
Acalanatha Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Two triangles but I try to make them right triangles.
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:iconaureta:
Aureta Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
4 triangles... mhhm that sounds pretty cool. I'll do that next time.
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:iconstarfallstories:
StarfallStories Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm kinda between the 2 triangles and leaving it whole.
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:iconmnmacdonald:
mnmacdonald Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I use my dinosaur cutter~
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:iconraenboow:
RaenBoow Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:iconManlyAsFuckPlz:
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:iconburntmywater:
BurntMyWater Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Go crazy and inflict grievous bodily harm on those sandwiches.
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:iconsquishyturtle:
SquishyTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Student General Artist
I like to make akward sized shapes with mine~
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:iconmacderp:
MacDerp Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
cutting takes to long and anyway why do people cut the crusts of most of the time it is crunchy
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:iconask-zecora-zebra:
ask-zecora-zebra Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Not wonder bread. *Shudder shudder*. The crusts are the best part usually, to me.
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:iconthelaughingpeakcock:
TheLaughingPeakcock Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
It really depends on what's on the sandwich.
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:iconatsf-asbel:
ATSF-Asbel Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Cut sideways, and if I've got the luxury of transporting it delicately I'll stick a toothpick-olive combo through the middle of each half. Heavy style.

Just don't stick the two halves back together, otherwise you'll craft scrap metal.
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:iconthesignpony:
thesignpony Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
I unhinge my jaw and swallow it whole.
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:icondxpp:
DXPP Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
In an octagon.
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:iconyomommanoforealz:
YoMommaNoFoRealz Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
2 triangles. NO CRUST. Because CHILDISH EATING HABITS that's why.
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:iconlordburn:
LordBurn Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
Whole, unless its so bit that I need it smaller, then its two rectangles. This does not often happen with sandwiches.
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:iconnilesdoom130:
NilesDOOM130 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i'd cut the crust off(because f@ck you)
cut the edges off into triangles
cut in half
2 half sandwiches, a mini sandwich in 4 pieces, and crusts for your cute little critters
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:iconyomommanoforealz:
YoMommaNoFoRealz Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
But the sammich has to be traingles cuz IT'S THE ONLY WAY! (Adventure Time Clown Nurse voice)
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:iconnilesdoom130:
NilesDOOM130 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
umm...i dont exactly watch adventure time....TOOOOOOO PONIES
and dark souls...*smashes head into nearest object with force of 300 spartans!*
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:iconyomommanoforealz:
YoMommaNoFoRealz Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
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:iconnilesdoom130:
NilesDOOM130 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
IMPOSSIBLE! implying that thats even remotely possible
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:iconyomommanoforealz:
YoMommaNoFoRealz Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?! *eats handful of cheerios*
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:iconnilesdoom130:
NilesDOOM130 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i have no clue *eats handful of jelly babies*
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:iconyomommanoforealz:
YoMommaNoFoRealz Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
*nods of understanding*
*followed by immense and random fear*
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:iconmaskedsunshine:
MaskedSunshine Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I have this weird thing.. If it's toasted I'll cut it into two triangles, if it's just a sandwich I'll leave it whole. Because you haven't specified that it's toasted I said I'll leave it whole xD
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:iconseerwalker:
SeerWalker Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
Cut it into two, it's easier to stuff into my mouth that way,
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:iconyomommanoforealz:
YoMommaNoFoRealz Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
EXACTLY. But also, it sux cuz then...sammich gone. And then you end up eating 2. Or I do anyway. XD
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:iconseerwalker:
SeerWalker Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Exactly! I'm glad at least somebody understands me. :)
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:iconyomommanoforealz:
YoMommaNoFoRealz Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
*pats on back* YES my friend...*takes bite of 2nd sammich* It is as beautiful as it is TRAGIC. *takes bigger bite of sammich before swallowing previous bite*
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:iconejaylee:
ejaylee Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
The only reason one would cut a sandwich is because someone wants to share it. But then again men never share their sandwiches.

NEVER.
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:iconthelykenking:
thelykenking Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
cut the meat to over lap and evenly lay on bread.
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:icondemonpanther:
DemonPanther Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
I make mine like a freakin' brick :/
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